I've been on a Glenn Beck kick lately I know. Here's a run down of my pundit smashing history:
4 years ago I started to listen to and discredit Sean Hannity.
Soon after Sean got boring I moved on to Larry Elder.
When Elder got boring I moved on to O'Reilly
Soon after that I moved onto Limbaugh
And now it's all about Beck, who's insanity is giving me and tons of other bloggers out there material that will last for at least the rest of this year.
Beck has been losing sponsors for calling Obama a racist, and now he is on this communist kick. Last night Olbermann did one hell of a number on Beck's little
Why does he do this? He does this so that he can haphazardly tie in MSNBC. MSNBC in Beck's mind is a Fascist, Socialist, Marxist, and just plain evil television network that broadcasts from a communist building in
He's talking about what he calls propaganda that you see every day in
Beck first points out this lovely engraved picture of a man with a hammer and a man standing next to wheat...which is misinterprets as weed. I loved Olbermann's response to this.
"There's weed over there? I've been coming here for thirty years; I never knew there was weed over here!"
What's worse is how Beck tries to describe this picture on the side of the clothing store building. The man in the picture he claims is Mussolini...
These are all pictures that prove that Obama is a Socialist...because they were put on the side of a building nearly thirty years ago...before Obama became President...
Beck is talking about how all these images of socialism drive him mad...and yet he has a socialist image on his desk IN FOX STUDIOS! He claims he likes to keep it because it reminds him that something so beautiful can come out of something that's so horrible. In this case the sculpture he has on his desk is that of a man bending a sword into a plow. Guess what...it was MADE IN THE USSR!
The sculpture he has is actually a miniature one made after a statue that was given to
Way to go Beck...you successfully tied in socialism, MSNBC,
"Oh my gosh!" - Beck
"Glenn Beck has a communist paper weight?" - Olbermann
These are all communist fascist images that Beck says you see everyday...you just don't realize it. So Olbermann takes us on a tour/lesson of his own to read ancient images off the News Corp home building.
Fox and Friends- Oh! It means being held back a year in school!
Hannity and Colmes- The man on the right depicts a man functioning despite absence of brain. And the man on the left is...well Allen Colmes...who isn't on Fox anymore...so why is there still a symbol for him?
O'Reilly- Why it's a pictograph from ancient
But what you won't find is a picture or symbol for Glenn Beck. Is Fox ashamed of Glenn Beck? Where is Beck's symbol??
Guess what's on top of the building that houses News Corp?
The NBC Earth Station.
Wow so lets see here...Fox News is located in
Glenn has successfully tied in Fascism, Socialism, Obama, Rockefeller, MSNBC, Fox News, the United Nations, and himself.
Wow...6 degrees of separation here...
Glenn Beck calls Obama a socialist for pictures that he sees in New York, especially one that he keeps on his desk that is located behind the UN; pictures that were put on buildings in the Rockefeller Center, who donated land for the UN, which is home to MSNBC where Keith's show is broadcasted, and is also home to News Corp where Glenn Beck's show is hosted...
From Lenin, to Rockefeller, to
I love Glenn Beck. All the others - Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh - they all make me mad whenever I hear their bullshit, but Beck cracks me up. He's so convinced he's a genius cutting through all the "leftist conspiracies" out there that he can't tell he's an absolute dope looking for meaning in the crumbs left in his cereal bowl. "These Alpha-bits! They are spelling something! O-L-I-G-A-R-H... They're trying to tell me that Obama has been attempting to establish an oligarchy!"
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! That was awesome! Seriously, I love Beck too. Without Beck's comical antics I have no material lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes I'm pretty sure he got the OLIGARH idea from his cereal.